Post by DarkLordZant on Aug 13, 2014 15:14:35 GMT -6
As the title says.Share some cheesy yet sometimes funny jokes here!
Why did the sea lion fall out of a tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the 2nd sea lion fall out of a tree?
Because it was glued to the 1st one
Why did the 3rd sea lion fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game
Why did the tree fall down?
Because it thought it was a sea lion
Answers in white,select words to see.
How many elephants can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
Four: two in the front, two in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
None, there's already all those elephants in there.
How can you tell If there's an elephant in your fridge?
It leaves footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
Because you can't quite get the door shut.
Ah, so how can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.
Why did the sea lion fall out of a tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the 2nd sea lion fall out of a tree?
Because it was glued to the 1st one
Why did the 3rd sea lion fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game
Why did the tree fall down?
Because it thought it was a sea lion
Answers in white,select words to see.
How many elephants can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
Four: two in the front, two in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
None, there's already all those elephants in there.
How can you tell If there's an elephant in your fridge?
It leaves footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
Because you can't quite get the door shut.
Ah, so how can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.
